Savior Of The EmosI have solved all your problems! See, I figured since you are always cutting your wrists and then being all emo...there must be something wrong. Then, it hit me...you can't figure out how to cut off your hand!! You keep screwing it up, and it gets you down! But, never fear my persistent little masochist, for I have provided just the perfect guide for you troubles! I title it: "Savior Of The Emos: Guide To Completely Severing One's Own Hand" It goes a little something like this:Savior Of The Emos
1.) Mark a line on your wrist with a black Sharpie where you intend to sever your hand.
2.) Find a large knife, preferably a butcher's cleave
Who Are You?I want to be a rock star. I want to jump around stage and make people smile, scream, yell, laugh, enjoy. I want to make things. I want to fix things. I want to fix people. I want to share my thoughts with the world. I want to make the world a better place. I want to make my life a better place. I want to do great things. I want to save the world. I want to share all this with you. I want to hold you. I want to keep you safe. I want to set you free upon your dreams. I want to make you happy. I want to meet you. Who are you?Who Are You?
Dreams of a Robot AssassinSo no shit, there I was...fighting a humanoid robot killing machine. Wait a minute. Let me not get ahead of myself here.Dreams of a Robot Assassin
It all started when I was arrested. Guilty by association. Really it all started before that, as my history with this rebel group goes way back. At least according to Dream Logic. ANYWAY...I had been arrested for being with this group as they were committing some wrong against some right. Really, we were a good group and the authorities recognized us as such, albeit secretly, since our methods were a bit...unorthodox (illegal). So I had been sitting in jail for only an hour or two before some new chaos broke lo
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